[the sky is grey and it’s cold outside]
me: yesssss
[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]
me: Y ESSSSSSS
me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan
Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.
“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”
Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.
6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness
are they answering me because they feel bad for me or because they actually want to talk to me
bird: *bounces instead of walking*
me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur